My reaction every time I get home and realize that our apartment is on the 4th floor and there’s no elevator:
Borja walking up the stairs when we get home:
Me walking up the stairs when we get home:
My reaction when I saw the vegetarian selection at the grocery store:
My reaction when a tiny child walked up to Borja and I at the store and started speaking to us in German:
My reaction when I found out that you can drink alcohol while walking down the street here and you won’t get arrested:
My reaction when I was told that you have to carry your glass bottles to a third party receptacle THAT IS NOT LOCATED AT YOUR APARTMENT BUILDING WITH THE REST OF THE RECYCLABLES:
My reaction when I ordered enchilada’s with sour cream the other day and I got them and realized that they didn’t have any sour cream on, in, or near them:
My reaction when a group of people were walking by the beer garden while blasting Rammstein:
My reaction when I heard people blasting Shakira outside of our apartment at noon on a Saturday:
My reaction when I realize that I have not seen one cat outside since I’ve been here:
My reaction when I realized the cheese section doesn’t have ANY orange cheddar:
My reaction when Borja’s coworker gave us Peanut Butter M&M’s:
My reaction when we get on the train and it smells worse like pee than any Seattle alley ever:
Me walking in to go apply for health insurance:
My reaction when I’m told that I don’t qualify for the cheap insurance:
Borja’s reaction when I tell him that I have to apply for private health insurance:
My friend taking me to register for German classes:
Me walking into class late on the 2nd day:
Borja’s reaction when I burn his Flammkuchen because I don’t understand the oven settings:
My reaction when we finally have decent Mexican food:
My reaction when I am waiting in line at the store and feel like everyone is judging the amount of cat food and wine that I have in my basket:
My reaction when I took a drink of my soda and realized that they don’t serve it with ice here but then I notice that the waiter is staring at me so I pretend to enjoy it:
My reaction when I am walking in our apartment and suddenly hear our landlord in the hallway so I try to be quiet so she doesn’t think we’re home and want to talk to us:
My reaction when I realize that we need cat litter again and the store is far away:
Our reaction when we get buzzed at 7am by the garbage man every goddamn Tuesday:
Our reaction when we remember that all of the grocery stores are closed every Sunday:
Me trying to mingle with the realtor at apartment viewings:
Me when I’m somewhere and can’t read the menu:
Our reaction when a restaurant offers us an English menu:
Our reaction when we go to take the train home really late at night and we don’t recognize any of the train numbers:
Borja’s reaction when I make him listen to Rihanna, Beyonce, or Ginuwine:
My reaction to all of the people who are walking around eating ice cream cones here no matter the time of the day or how shitty the weather is:
What we thought the reaction would be regarding apartment searching:
What we realized our apartment might actually end up being like:
Our reaction when our internet is actually working and we can watch Homeland:
My reaction when I thought that I smelled Marijuana that one time:
My reaction when I see pizza through a window of a restaurant:
My reaction when my teacher tries to make me talk about my plans for the upcoming weekend in German to everyone:
My reaction when I realize that I actually understood what the cashier was saying when she said how much I owed her:
My reaction when the same cashier asks me a follow up question that I don’t understand:
Me when I’ve had a little too much to drink alone at home:
My reaction when we finally find sugar after buying the wrong “sugar” 2x already:
My reaction right now realizing that it’s 3:30pm and basically dark outside already and I still need to put pants on and leave the apartment:
Goodnight.
Clarissa